there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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