Im at strip club and am horny
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
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