are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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