He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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