But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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