My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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