have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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