It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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