You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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