I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
My Sexting was not on an AP level
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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