i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
please don't ironically join a cult
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