we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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