Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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