the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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