he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Randomize
