actually, I'm a sock model
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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