I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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