Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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