You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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