you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
i believe in u and ur pee
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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