he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Randomize