I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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