it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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