she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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