South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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