She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I love you. Go after that dick
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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