Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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