The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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