Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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