How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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