i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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