At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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