You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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