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I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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