Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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