I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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