Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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