it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
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