I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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