woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
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