I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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