So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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