So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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