How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
FUCK WHALES
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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