I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
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