Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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