i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
Randomize
