When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Randomize
