dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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