i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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