You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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