Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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